"BEAUTY TIPS"

Assalamualaikumm and ufufufu..

today, i'm going to share a few "beauty" tips that could make your mind-blown.

1. How to make your body slim.

   eat all you want everyday and keep saying "tomorrow, i'm gonna make sure that i will go for a diet!". then, voila! you'll get an hourglass shape for your body. i know, all of women (including me) always do this in their daily life but they always keep "cheating" like every day is a cheat  day! wohooo! i have a plenty of time to get my fit and perfect body.

2. Always say that fat is awesome!

  yes, just wait and see until you got high blood pressure and diabetes mellitus. getting these disease are awesome aint it? hohhohhooo!. fat is not awesome, it will make your life harder like what i'm having right now. im not saying that i've got those disease but i'm saying that i often get tired even if ii did the simplest thing. come on guys! face the reality, you knew it too right?

3. Ignore all of the nuisance.

   don't ever give up easily when people laugh at you when you are in the changing process. what doesn't kill you make you stronger. twist the nuisance into motivation. have this "you're going to regret for what you said to me" idea in your mind, but! if you succeed in making your life better, do not do that to them. hehe... show them that you can be a supergirl/man!

4. Go get a plastic surgery.

   do a plastic surgery that can cost your life and your future, and be a selfish person for your future family. imagine that after you got your first child, her face is like yours before the surgery. it is a pretty lies. also, you have  a face like any other people in this world. you are not unique anymore. interesting right? not being special in this world anymore. god has made us in our original look for reasons.

so far, this is the "best" that i can give. so, go in front of the mirror and ask to yourself what do you really want?. is it worth it?. it can change your life better? am I being sommeone else?.
a not so pretty face is alright because there is no one who is not pretty in this world. pretty is subjective. everyone is beauty in their own way. but having a not so healthy body is dangerous because it can affect your health. you want to live longer aren't you?, so that you can do any good things to this world right?. therefore, be a better person from today.

sayonara! selamat tinggal.