"BEAUTY TIPS"

Assalamualaikumm and ufufufu..

today, i'm going to share a few "beauty" tips that could make your mind-blown.

1. How to make your body slim.

   eat all you want everyday and keep saying "tomorrow, i'm gonna make sure that i will go for a diet!". then, voila! you'll get an hourglass shape for your body. i know, all of women (including me) always do this in their daily life but they always keep "cheating" like every day is a cheat  day! wohooo! i have a plenty of time to get my fit and perfect body.

2. Always say that fat is awesome!

  yes, just wait and see until you got high blood pressure and diabetes mellitus. getting these disease are awesome aint it? hohhohhooo!. fat is not awesome, it will make your life harder like what i'm having right now. im not saying that i've got those disease but i'm saying that i often get tired even if ii did the simplest thing. come on guys! face the reality, you knew it too right?

3. Ignore all of the nuisance.

   don't ever give up easily when people laugh at you when you are in the changing process. what doesn't kill you make you stronger. twist the nuisance into motivation. have this "you're going to regret for what you said to me" idea in your mind, but! if you succeed in making your life better, do not do that to them. hehe... show them that you can be a supergirl/man!

4. Go get a plastic surgery.

   do a plastic surgery that can cost your life and your future, and be a selfish person for your future family. imagine that after you got your first child, her face is like yours before the surgery. it is a pretty lies. also, you have  a face like any other people in this world. you are not unique anymore. interesting right? not being special in this world anymore. god has made us in our original look for reasons.

so far, this is the "best" that i can give. so, go in front of the mirror and ask to yourself what do you really want?. is it worth it?. it can change your life better? am I being sommeone else?.
a not so pretty face is alright because there is no one who is not pretty in this world. pretty is subjective. everyone is beauty in their own way. but having a not so healthy body is dangerous because it can affect your health. you want to live longer aren't you?, so that you can do any good things to this world right?. therefore, be a better person from today.

sayonara! selamat tinggal.

THE POWER OF MUSIC

Assalamualaikum and ufufufu...

everyone knows music. everyone must've heard music. maybe you are listening to music while reading this like what i do right now. i'm writing while hearing MAD WORLD - GARY JULES. now, what is the power of music?. but before that, to be frank if you never heard any music, then, what a life? music can be any genre that you like. from the underrated to the mainstream. okay let's continue, musics can be a poems or just any rubbish talks from anyone. they started with a writing. well, it is not that easy even if it is a "rubbish talks". you still need to think and write about the song. 

music can often make our personality change. or, even better, it can change due to our mood. if you are stressed out, you can hear a motivational song like FIGHT SONG, ROAR etc. when you are sad, you can hear a slow tempo song 7 YEARS, HELLO etc. and when you're happy, you can hear catchy songs like, HAPPY (obviously).  and yeah, this is the fact. you can make as your companion in your daily life.

music can also make you looks cool. haha, i meant it. it can be your saviour when you are lost in situations (know what i mean?). for example, when you're at a relative house, and you don't have someone to talk to, then, please make yourself look cool by using an earphone and listen to music. haha, instead of sitting there like a dumb person (which i usually do).

the best part of music is, when you got into it. you know what the song are all about. and the more difficult to understand it, it means that the song are good. i like to write lyrics, poems i like writing. this is the one thing that i can brag about- i've got 100% in music when i did the psychometric exam. i like music so much, because it is easy to remember. the flair in the lyric, the way it been sang, the flow, everything!.

therefore, please, do not make yourself a boring person. well, at least you know current hit songs. that is one of ways to being cool. but basically, don't make that as the number one motive of listening to music. you have to hear it from the bottom of your heart. make it goes deep inside you. it doesn't have to be with lyrics, even an instrumental sound is a music. well like i said earlier, music can be in many ways. i just want to say that, the power of music is big. music can make a change n the world. im not making a mountain out of a molehill but this thing can be true. it is a real deal.

sayonara.

BABY ARRAA DAN YANG SEWAKTU DENGANNYA..

whatever lah spelling nama dia betul ke tk. dan kali ni tak letak gambar, tak nak viralkn dosa.

so, Assalamualaikum and ufufufu..
latenight review and feedback. sebenarnya, aku baru tahu pasal makhluk ni. tengok video2 kat tinker studio, tiba-tiba ada banyak video dia ni recommended kat sebelah. the issue here adalah dia banyak sangat kutuk lelaki. aku berani nak upload ni sebab tak ramai orang baca blog aku. so? huhuhu. ok, first of all, aku ni bukan lah perfect sangat nak menegur orang. tapi, this is too much. i mean, yes.. im not that nice but don't make things worse.

baiklah pertama sekali, isu pakaian, aku tak tahu lah dia ni Islam ke tak, tapi kalau ya, Allahu.. akak.. awak tu perempuan. cantik. saya yang perempuan ni pun mengaku akak tu cantik. tapi part mata bulat tu tak berapa sangatlah. mata akak tak delah bulat sangat. nampak macam bulat pun sebab pakai contact lense.

kita ni orang perempuan tak bolehla nak expose diri sangat. Islam kan panduan kita. jangan hanya pada ic je. Allah dah suruh kita jaga aurat kita. pakai seksi-seksi kenapa. tak kesian ke kat orang lelaki? nak suruh dia orang jaga pandangan. yang kita ni pakai macam orang lain tak ada mata. it is not fair lah. hidup ni kenalah even. karang kalau dah kena rape, menangis tak tentu arah. padahal salah sndiri. aku kalau orang seksi2 kena rape aku tak peduli, sebab pada aku "you make yourself a bait". tapi kalau yang menutup aurat kena rape tu aku kesian. yalah, tak semestinya orang yang berhijab tu baik. tapi orang baik mesti nak berhijab. sebab dia tahu tutup aurat tu satu kemestian. nak cakap "alah,, pakai tapi tak ikhlas buat apa?" aku memang mindf***ed gila bila dengar benda ni. terpaksa kau kata? habis tu kau ingat orang yang mula2 tutup aurat tu rela ke? dia orang ingat yang dia orang tu ada agama je. kalau tak ikhlas, rasa terpaksa, tapi kalau da selalu buat, In Shaa Allah, Allah lembutkan hati korang dan iklaslah korang lepas tu. tapi tutup aurat bukan pakai tudung je tau, kenalah tutup dengan sempurna.

next, merendah-rendahkan orang lelaki. kau ingat kau tu perfect sangat ke? hah? ingat cantik sangat ke? kita ni jangan bongkak, semua ni Allah yang bagi. bila-bila masa je Allah boleh tarik balik. jangan rendahkan orang. kalau kau tak suka tu, diam-diam sudahlah. ingat orang peduli ke? tolonglah jadi wanita yang berfikiran. nikmat Allah di dunia ni sementara je, kita ni fana. musnah. tak akan kekal abadi. kecantikan akan luput. akan binasa. masuk kubur nanti hanya amalan yang tetukan muka kita ni masih elok ke tak. badan kita ni masih cantik ke tak. cakap tak nak lelaki sepet, lelaki sepet comel apa, terjaga sikit pemandangan dia dari pandang perempuan, kurang dosa. tak nak lelaki capang, apa masalahnya, stand out apa orang macam ni. orang perasan ke dia tau! dan In Sha Allah pendengaran dia lagi baik dari kita. tak nak lelaki botak, rambut boleh tumbuh sis. lagipun orang lelaki pergi Mekah bercukur kan? ada masalah ke dengan tu?. JANGAN BONGKAK. kita ni HAMBA.

pastu ada pulak kes yang minta hantaran mahal-mahal. makcik, pakcik, apa yang hantaran mahal sangat ni?

Sebagaimana sabda Rasulullah s.a.w. yang bermaksud: "Sebaik-baik maskahwin ialah yang lebih rendah ". ( Riwayat Abu Daud ) , Dan sabda Rasulullah s.a.w. yang bermaksud: "Sesungguhnya yang besar berkat nikah ialah yang sederhana belanjanya ". ( Riwayat Ahmad )

hah! tengok tu. kenapa mahal sangat hantarannya ni? nabi cakap mas kahwin tak payah mahal-mahal! bahagia rumah tangga!. ni dah macam nak jual diri. aku kesian lah dengan orang lelaki ni. ya, memang, nak tengkk kesungguhan mereka nak tampung kita nanti. tapi, jangan sebab kita letak hantaran mahal-mahal, zina berleluasa! huh, ni aku tak puas hati. letak hantaran maha-mahal, lepastu bila orang tak ada duit nak kahwin, lempias nafsu sebelum nikah, dapat anak luar nikah, lepastu marah anak muda. jangan nak marah anak muda je. yang makcik dengan pakcik tu hipster sangat pergi mintak hantaran tinggi-tinggi dah kenapa? haih.. kita ni hidup bukan kita seorang je. janganlah menyusahkan orang lain.

yang penting, perempuan ni jangan nak feminist sangat. lempang kang. entah apa yang tak puas hati lagi aku tak taulah. tak cukup ke apa yang Islam dah ada? Islam dari duluuuuuu lagi dah mengangkat darjat wanita ni tau!. so, tak payah nak womens' power sangat minta acam-macam yang kita memang tak boleh buat. nak kecoh-kecoh pasal poligami. kau tau tak perempuan kat dunia ni dah berlambak? yang kau pun jadilah isteri yang solehah, kompem laki tak pandang lain. yang lelaki tu pulak, bini sorang tak larat nak sara nak kahwin satu lagi. alahai.. sedar lah sendiri.

dah lah. aku nak tido. adios amigos!

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MUNA-FAKE

A: eh, nama kau Muna eh?
B: who are you? mana you tahu?
A: oooh,,, betullah tu..
B: so?
A: kau ada adik lelaki nama Afiq kan?
B: yes.. why?
A: yes, i got this right!
B: I tahu lah I ni hot stuff kat sini. tapi tak payahlah tunjuk sangat yang you tu stalk i *flipping hair*.
A: eh.. apa cakap camtu? aku nak cakap yang muka kau memang macam munafiq.
B: *menangis belakang pintu*.

situasi lain...

C: kau ke yang panggil kakak aku munafiq?
B: haah, apahal? got problems?
C: taklah. aku nak cakap yang kau ni memang muka orang beriman. yalah, sebab tu kau boleh tahu yang kakak aku ni munafiq ke tidak. kira dah tahap wali2 dah lah kau ni. orang macam kau ni memang masuk syurgalah, confirm puya!.
B: heh, kira ok lah tu dakwah sentap. kau jangan macam2 dengan aku.
C: piiigidah! dakwah sentap konon. main futsal pun pakai seluar pendek.
B: *menangis kat sudut dinding*

so, Assalamualaiku and ufufu..

munafik = lebih teruk dari orang kafir.
sebab, orang kafir ni dah jelas-jelas kia nampak dia bukan islam. tap, yang ni, sorok-sorok dia buat kerosakan, kemungkaran dan kesusahan kepada umat islam. walaubagaimanapun, munafiqnya seseorang itu, bukan kita yang tentukan. kita bukan tuhan. biarlah urusan ni hanya dia dengan Allah sahaja.

berdoalah supaya kita jauh daripada golongan orang2 munafiq ni. dan yang paling penting, jangan kita yang tergolong dalam golongan2 munafiq. na'uzubillahiminzalik.

tu je nak cakap. Sayonara!